SEPTEMBER 1, 2003 –
So, they didn't care much about Arnold's Carnival In Rio
endeavors, with the carrot in the bunda and countless other fun
moments (see story with photo here.)
And they didn't care about the recent affairs, breast grabbing, and
even ass grabbing with Maria standing right by his side (see story
But, at last, something was too much for
them to pass up. The press holds the bar pretty high these
days - a little anal carrot attacking, no biggie; a little cheating
on the wife, come on, what's the story? But, gang bangs and
hashish, now that is enough to bring in the ratings, and so the
story is off to the races.
The interview (first reported by
Slate here) given to a Playboy
offshoot named Oui magazine (a porn mag, more graphic than Playboy,)
is Arnold just being himself. He talks about gang bangs, drug
use, how women are nothing but objects to him.
In the interview, Arnold pretends his
father was just your average police chief and led a "very regular
life." So at least we know that Arnold considers joining up
with the worst of the worst of the Third Reich - the SS itself,
which Arnold's father voluntarily became a member of - is
just a "very regular" thing. This should help explain his
plans to bring California back to "regular life."
His talk about the gang bang is clearly
respectful and Governor-like as well. When Gov-wannabe Arnold
was asked if he really was talking about a gang bang where numerous
men in the room took turns sleeping with the same woman, Arnold
answered, "Yes, but not everybody, just the guys who can fuck in
front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they
don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on."
And so now we know what criteria Arnold
will use for picking his cabinet members if he is elected.
What criteria he will use for female candidates he was not as clear
about, though we can speculate about that based on the above
quotation as well.
But don't let us paraphrase and blurb
for you. Please read the whole darn interview for yourself,
courtesy of the fine folks at
Currently, Arnold is ducking a debate of
the top recall contenders this Thursday - every other major
contender will be there. Arnold has no good reason not to be.
California Democratic Party Chairman, Art Torres, according to CNN,
said Arnold is, "ducking the debates because he's not prepared."
No, that couldn't be it. He is
probably busy squeezing mulatta ass or bragging about those gang
bangs back in the old days.