OCT 1 - 15, 2003

VOL. 1 ISSUE 12

 

MEDIA WATCH

LARRY ELDER ONCE AGAIN PROVES HIMSELF TO BE THE BIGGEST PUSSY ON RADIO

by Benjamin F. Terton

OCTOBER 6, 2003 - "Huh?  That's right, don't answer, because you have no answer.  Because you're an idiot."

Those were the words that came out of AM talk-radio host Larry Elder's mouth moments after he disconnected a man who was in the middle of giving Elder an answer - an answer Elder didn't want to hear.

"You have no answer.  Because you're an idiot," he said to the man he didn't give a chance to answer, but instead hung up on.

The exchange began when a caller to the show challenged Larry with a question, "Why do the terrorists attack us and not other wealthy nations, like Sweden, Canada..."  The man's point was very clear - that both Osama and Saddam are only our enemies because of previous Republican foreign policy.

But Elder, of course having to stick to the talk-radio script of never admitting they are wrong or taking responsibility for anything, pulled the standard, cowardly right-winger game of disconnecting the man mid-sentence.

Ok, that is pussy material.

But wait, even that is not enough for Larry.  No, Larry had to them try to sound tough as he assailed a man he cowardly disconnected as not being able to answer, and then, even more bravely, called this man whose answers he had cowered from an "idiot" for not giving an answer.

Yes, this is the scrawny little pussy that we all knew at school who would talk tough to himself in front of the mirror at home, but run away and cry at the slightest confrontation in reality.

In basic man standards, there is nothing more wuss-like than talking behind someone's back - at least there wasn't until Larry came onto the scene.  Now, here is someone who hides away in some little studio where he uses a button to create the illusion he is talking to someone's face, when in reality he is still fleeing at the first sign of confrontation back to his little room with the mirror.

It is extremely obvious when Larry does this - and he does this on a regular basis, disconnects a caller who is about to give an answer that shows he is wrong, and then talks tough - of course at a grade-school bully level - about the person he just ran away crying from by hitting the disconnect button.  Even most AM talk-radio idiots - even Laura Schlessinger - can manage to win over their callers in some less wussy manner.

But no, not Larry.  And with his fleeing to this tactic so frequent and so obvious, one can only wonder, who is truly more wussy, Larry for doing this, or the pussified idiots who listen to and side with a cowardly little pussy like Larry Elder.

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