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VOL. 1 ISSUE 15

 

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Rush Limbaugh Runs Numbers On His Website He Claims Prove Republicans Are Right About Tax Cuts For The Rich, But Even The Numbers He Presents Show How Stupid And Inaccurate His Argument Is

by Betsy R. Vasquez

November 25, 2003 – The article on his website starts with the outraged exclamation, "Only The Rich Pay Taxes - Top 50% Of Wage Earners Pay 96.03% Of Taxes."  (see "Only The Rich Pay Taxes")

Ok, I have to be fair.  I've never done Oxycontin, so I'm not sure if it's what made Rush so hyped up with stupidity that he put numbers on his website that flat out disprove the argument he is trying to make.

But I suspect there must be something either in either sucking down Oxycontin or sucking on right-wing bunghole that made the King Of All Bloated People, Rush Limbaugh, declare that these numbers that clearly show he is full of it will, "stay on this website forever," because he is so proud how they make his dishonest case backing up the above headline.  In reality, by "forever," he surely means for a while until he realizes how the numbers prove he is asinine and full of it, which I guess will be forever now that I think about it.

So now for the numbers.  Look at the chart below for a second, taken directly from Rush's site:

"Think of it this way: less than four dollars out of every $100 paid in income taxes in the United States is paid by someone in the bottom 50% of wage earners. Are the top half millionaires? Noooo, more like "thousandaires." The top 50% were those individuals or couples filing jointly who earned $26,000 and up in 1999. (The top 1% earned $293,000-plus.) Americans who want to are continuing to improve their lives - and those who don't want to, aren't. Here are the wage earners in each category and the percentages they pay:

Top 5% pay 53.25% of all income taxes (Down from 2000 figure: 56.47%). The top 10% pay 64.89% (Down from 2000 figure: 67.33%). The top 25% pay 82.9% (Down from 2000 figure: 84.01%). The top 50% pay 96.03% (Down from 2000 figure: 96.09%). The bottom 50%? They pay a paltry 3.97% of all income taxes. The top 1% is paying more than ten times the federal income taxes than the bottom 50%! And who earns what? The top 1% earns 17.53 (2000: 20.81%) of all income. The top 5% earns 31.99 (2000: 35.30%). The top 10% earns 43.11% (2000: 46.01%); the top 25% earns 65.23% (2000: 67.15%), and the top 50% earns 86.19% (2000: 87.01%) of all the income."

Ok, so there it is.  Notice anything?  If you are looking at the numbers I am looking at, you will notice a few things.

For starters, look at what percentage of the income 50% of Americans combined earn:  13.81%. 

Where is that number on the chart?  He didn't put it there directly, but do the math:  if the top 50% earned 86.19% of the income, that means that the other half of Americans - not a small group, we are talking half of us combined - earned only 13.81% of all the income in the nation.  That is criminal.  Half the nation is being made to work as slave laborers to support the other half.

Right, they don't pay much in taxes, but that is because they DON'T EARN ANYTHING.  Look again at Rush's numbers.  1 out of 2 American tax filers takes home less than a pathetic $26,000 a year.  And no, that is not even per person.  Rush says plainly, "The top 50% were those individuals or couples  filing jointly who earned $26,000 and up in 1999."  That means the bottom 50% of us - including couples filing jointly - made $25,999 or less per household.

Again, this is HALF OF US COMBINED making less than 14% of all the income, half of our households earning less than $26,000 each.

Now let me point out here that to begin with Rush only talks about "wage earners."  Yes, for the sake of this analysis, he is not covering corporate taxes or income at all.  He's not covering one of the biggest scams the Republicans run, slashing corporate taxes, increasing the burden on individuals.  Nope, that's scam number one in his numbers.  But let's not start pointing out that his numbers are entirely misleading, as one would expect from him, just yet.  Let's just continue to show that even when he was trying to make his distorted, misleading point, the numbers he chose to give show his points to be completely inaccurate.

Ok, so using Rush's numbers again, what do the other half of us make?  Yes, the other half of the nation makes not 2, not 3 times as much as the rest of us, no not 4, not even 5, but over 6 times as much as the other half of us combined.  This is what Rush wants to brag about?  One half of the nation is making over 6 times as much as the other half?  Right, there is inequity proven here Rush, but not in the tax code, it is in the wage distribution.  But wait, we see something even worse if we keep looking at his numbers.

Let's use his 2000 figures just for fun (why he gives 1999 and then 2000 in parenthesis is, I guess, to prove he can be asinine with two consecutive years worth of outdated data, so let's indulge him.)

The top 25% of us made over 2/3 of all the money (67.15% he tells us) - yes, that means 75% of us combined don't earn 1/3 (32.85%) of what the top 25% of us made.

Now let me ask you a question:  looking at the sentence above, tell me how much more, on average, does someone in the top 25% earn than one of the other 75% of us?

Careful now, Rush is playing a game to make things seem not so uneven.  He is comparing a small group - the top 25% percent - with a group 3 times its size - the other 75%.  This is a game the right often uses to make the disparity not seem so bad.  If you just look as it is presented, it seems like the people in the top 25% only make 33 percent more than the rest of us: they have 67% of the money, we have 33%, so they only have 33 % more, right?  Wrong.  Allow me to sound like your fifth grade math teacher for a second:  if 1/4 of the people have 2/3 of the money, and 3/4 of the people have only 1/3 of the money, how much more does each person in the top 1/4 have than the rest of the people?

Yes, Rush is counting on you having skipped math class that day.  The main difference between Bush/Limbaughians and the rest of us is that we deal with facts and truth, they count on the fact you are too busy to look into things or question if they are accurate.

Ok, so let us solve this grade school math equation for you and give you a useful, accurate answer.  The real amount the average person in the top 25% of earners makes is over 6 times what the other 75% percent of us make on average.  (For those of you who want to refresh your math skills, they have 2 times as much money, multiply by the fact we are 3 times as many people as them - fun, isn't it?  Maybe not, but at least you get a useful answer.) 

Ok, still just using his numbers, the top 10 percent earn almost half (46.01%) of all the money.  Yes, if 9 out of 10 of us put all the money we made in a pot, it would about equal what just this 10% made.  But no, don't get confused and think that means the top 10% just earns a little over 2 times as much as the rest of us.  That is the small group vs. the larger group illusion again.  On a per person basis, the top 10 percent earn almost 8 times as much as the other 90 percent of us.  How much more do they earn then the first half of us - the 1 out of 2 of us Rush wrote his article to bag on?  The people in this top 10% each make 17 times as much as half of us do - and remember, we are talking per household (including "couples filing jointly.")

Wait, this is just how bad it is using Rush's numbers.  The reality is actually even worse - and yes, his complaints about the tax burden falling unfairly on the "top 50%" turns out to be based entirely on bogus numbers as well.  But let's just finish off with his numbers as he presents them before showing the even grislier reality.

According to the numbers Rush Limbaugh will run "forever" on his website, proclaiming they show tax cuts for the rich are not only "fair", but required to "balance things out," as he and his buddies regularly claim, the top 1% of us made 20.81 percent of the money.  Now compare that to what the first 50% of wage earners make:  12.99 percent for the year 2000.

Notice anything?  Notice that half of us combined, half of the nation working for the whole year, not only doesn't make as much as this top 1% of us, they make barely half?  Remember, this includes "households filing jointly."  Half of the households in this nation, working for a year, don't make combined what just 1 percent of us makes.

So say the number of wage earners is 131 million (the actual number from 2002.)  If there are 131 million households, like there were last year, then that would mean 65.5 million our families combined don't make as much total as 1.3 million of us.

Yes, again when you first look at the numbers as Rush presents them it merely looks really bad - that the top 1% makes almost double what the lower 50% does combined - but again, remember, this does not mean that on average they just make 2 times as much as half of us.  Ah, the perspective distorting games of the lying right.  The reality, once you compare on a per person basis, is that the top 1% of is making over 80 times as much on average as half of our households.

Now remember, we are not saying they are making 80 times more than a couple lazy, dirty poor people, as Rush tries to make it seem when he says, "Americans who want to are continuing to improve their lives - and those who don't want to, aren't."

We are talking about 1 out of 2 of us who earn money.  He is flat out saying that 1 out of 2 of us "don't want to" "improve their lives."  Now, these divide and conquer hate tactics can be useful for amoral scum like Rush, but half the nation?  Half of us are lazy scum who don't want to or aren't improving our lives?

But yes, the way he presents the numbers makes it seem like one small group against another.  He purposefully breaks it into the "top 50%" and "bottom 50%" of wage earners.  Why?  Ah, now we get to the misleading part of Rush's numbers.

Let's start by sending you back up to his chart.  Scroll back up for a second and look at the chart from his site that we pasted above.  Compare the top tax group he uses with the top income group.  Notice anything?  That's right, for showing how much each group pays in taxes, he uses the "top 5%" of tax payers, while for income he uses only the "top 1%."

Yes, the top 1% pay so little in taxes Rush was too embarrassed to put the number.  In fact, he was so embarrassed that his argument was destroyed right from the get go that he risked using the obvious tactic of avoiding to mention how little the top 1% pays at all - even though the whole point of what he's saying is how much each group pays in taxes compared to what they earn.  Risky, but the facts he wanted to hide so instantly shot down his argument that he had to do something.

So, he decided to sneak in up front a bait and switch to the top 5% of taxpayers, not the top 1% he shows the income of.  It is the first group he lists for a reason:  he hopes people will blow right by without noticing.  Oops, busted red-handed, without possible justification, Rush.  You just shot down the integrity of your chart - your "forever" chart - in its first statistic.

We will get back to this in a second, but let's just first look at the general picture he tries to paint.

Rush wants to make it seem - as the Bush Republicans do - that when the Democrats complain about "tax cuts for the rich," they don't just mean the rich, they mean you - yes you, average American.  You, earning just $26,000 or over.  Because you, person earning $26,000 or over, are part of the group paying 96% of the taxes.

Now, that is a lie directly, since the Democrats clearly state they are talking about the part of the tax cuts that affect the top 1% only, i.e. people who earn over $293,913.

But Rush and the Bush/Limbaugh Republicans somehow try to make it sound like us average Americans are paying all the taxes while the other half of the nation is just socking it away and not being made to pay their fair share.

Now, here are the real facts that show why his numbers are completely bogus to begin with.

Do you know what the top 10% of us earn as opposed to the bottom 10%?  Oops, Rush left that number out.  We won't bother with tricky percentages or different size groups or anything.  Here are the simple numbers for this past year:  The top 10% make $92,754 or more, the bottom 10% make $5,121 or less.  Let's make sure this is clear.  The first 10% of us earn less than $5,121 - not even $5,121 on average, $5,121 is the max cut off point for the first 10 percent.  So the first 13 million of us hard American workers earn... between $1 and $5,121.  Now, do you see some reason whey the first 10% percent of us would not be paying any taxes?  Right, BECAUSE THESE ARE NOT ACTUAL WORKERS MAKING ANY MONEY, RUSH YOU IDIOT!  I'm sorry, but even our paltry minimum wage brings people in far above $5,121 a year.

So when Rush makes the statement that is the headline of the article that carries his "forever" chart, saying, "Only The Rich Pay Taxes - Top 50% Of Wage Earners Pay 96.03% Of Taxes," he is including all "wage earners," which basically means anyone who earned a couple dollars the previous year.  For example, a kid gets a job at Christmas working part time in a record store for a week or two.  That is one of the people Rush counts.  Yes, all of the part-time teenage help - all of the week-or-two-at-Christmas workers, all of the kids who earn a few bucks over the summer when school is out - Rush is pretending these people are the same as regular, full-time workers.  Yes, he insults them as people who, "don't want to improve themselves."  A college kid who works during his or her vacations doesn't want to improve themselves.  AND, they somehow should be included when comparing how much the first 50% of us pay in taxes as opposed to the rest.

Remember, his whole argument is a complaint about the first 50% of tax filers.  He is using the millions of people who work a short bit here to run up the numbers, so he can reach that first 50% by using all sorts of people who aren't really part of the actual, full-time work force.

And he doesn't just use these part-time workers.  Anyone who is unemployed but collected at least one unemployment check has to file a return.  Guess what, Rush counts you as the bottom 50% of wage earners.

Guess who else?  Grandma who got a little bit of retirement cash or a few hundred dollars interest from a savings account.  Yep, Rush is counting her among that lazy, non-self respecting first 50%.

As you can see, Rush uses the term "wage earners" to try and make it seem he is talking only about real workers.  The first clue to any thinking person would be the fact that he says that by the top 50% he means anyone who earns just $26,000 or more.  That amount is so low it should ring a bell for any thinking person.  But we know Bush/Limbaughians just want to hear what allows them to keep their right-wing views and not what is useful or accurate.

So, included in this first 50% are lots of people who owe nothing after the standard deduction.  That, Rush, drives the average way down and, as you know, completely distorts what percentage we average American workers actually pay in taxes compared to the rich.

What are the actual numbers like?  I thought you'd never ask.  I'll use the same year Rush has there just for kicks, 2000.

Let's first say the simple fact that makes clear how stupid and dishonest Rush's statement is:  of all people who filed returns (all wage earners, as Rush used,) the top 50% of wage earners made about 95 percent of taxable income.

You see, Rush used the adjusted gross income to lower that percentage to 87%, but even so, look at the big furious premise - people who earned 87% of the money paid 96% of the taxes.  Hey, if you put it that way, doesn't sound so bad, right?  But of course he didn't, he said, "Top 50% of wage earners pay 96% of taxes."

But in all honesty, the number he uses - 87% - is bunk.  Adjusted gross income is the number before you get your standard deduction - you know, that measely $6,000 or so they allow you to deduct for expenses.  Everyone gets to deduct that, but for the people who shouldn't be included at all - the people earning just a couple hundred at Christmas or a little over the summer - that helps take them out of the measurement.

So, you get to people who earned something that is taxable.  (This is misleading, too, but more on that in a second.)  Of the taxable income, the top 50% of wage earners makes right about 95% of it.  And what percent do they pay in taxes?  Right, right about that 96.4% figure Rush uses.

So, folks, here is the massive inequity Rush is so fired up about that he will leave up on his sight "forever":  People who earn 95% of the taxable income pay 96.4% of the taxes.  Hey, that's sound pretty fair, huh?

But wait, what about that horrible, lazy, unambitious 50% of "wage earners" who are taking advantage of the rest of us?

Yes, while Rush switches numbers to try and make it seem one group of us is unfairly keeping our money while the other pays all of the taxes, in reality Rush just changes from comparing apples to oranges, as usual, to create this illusion.

Yes, about 50% of the nation pays only about 4% of the taxes, but, Rush, they make only about 5% of the taxable money.

50% of the nation makes only 5% of the taxable income.  What a headline that could be!  Half the nation completely used and abused as virtual slaves by the other half.  If rush were a lying liberal instead of lying right-winger he could make that case, which would be no more accurate.

But instead, Rush tries to bury this 50% of the nation that, combined, makes less than 5% of the taxable money, saying they only pay 4% of the taxes even though they are 50% of the people numbers-wise.  He knows he is misleading, and now you know he is lying, and now everyone knows why you are either with the Bush/Limbaughians or against them:  because if you don't question what they say, their dishonest chop logic and comparing apples to oranges, you think they are always right; if you do look into things and get at the truth and facts, you see they are pathetic lying scum who craft dishonest propaganda to get you to somehow support things that are in your worst interest.

The reality, folks, is even these numbers - corrected by us so they follow the tax stats accurately - don't show anything at all.  Because all these stats use to start with is "adjusted gross income."  Note the word "adjusted."  Yes, all of those income adjusting deductions worked into the tax return reduce the amount shown here to begin with.  So, none of these numbers have anything to do with how much people are actually earning - it only has to do with how much is left after they have exploited all the tax loopholes.

So even though it all sounds pretty fair once we get past Rush's lies and see that people who earn 95% of the money pay about 96% of the taxes, this actually is not the case.  Because the investor class - the richest among us - get all sorts of deductions before we start to figure who has what percentage of the income.  Yes, the biggest tax cuts for the wealthy take their wealth off of the table even before it gets to these stats, making it all seem nicer on paper.  And don't forget, corporate and business tax cuts are not included in this at all.

In addition - and this is the really juicy part that is used endlessly by the right wing and the left - the measurements of "top 10%" and such are always misleading.

For example, we told you before, in straightening out Rush's numbers, that the top 10% of tax filers earn $92,754 or more.  We always hear talk like that.  The top 1% earn $292,913 or more.  These are, in fact, the numbers run on the IRS' website.  BUT, as Rush did, these numbers include all those part time kids filers and what not - the top 10% means only the top 10% of returns filed, regardless of whether those returns had any taxable income or not.  The figure means nothing.

What it pretends to mean - and makes most of us think it means - is by "top 10%" we mean people who earn 10% of the money in the nation.  That is what we all assume they are saying.  But, that is not the case.  They tell us the people in the top 10% of wage earners are those who make $92,754 or more.  The reality is that the top 10 percent of the wealth is earned by people who make right about $2,000,000 or more.  Note all of the zeros.

Yes, 10% of the cash each year is made by people earning over $2 mil.  That "top 10%" stat on the IRS's or Rush's website simply counts numbers of pieces of paper filed.  For example, if 100 people filed, the 10 highest returns would be the "top 10%."  If the top 9 people earned $10 million each, but that tenth person earned only $5,000, the stat would read, "top 10%" of filers earned $5,000 or more.  The stat means nothing, and has nothing at all to do with who earns 10% of the money in the nation.

No, 10% of the money is earned by people with AGI's over $2 mil.  25% of the money is made by people who earn about $200,000 or more.  (Remember, AGI is even a lowered measure that counts money after deductions, but go with it for Rush's sake anyway.)

So why do people use that "top 10%" "bottom 10%" lingo?  Because it makes it easy to mislead people for the sake of making a point.

Which leads us to our grand finale.  Remember the point Rush was trying to make?  He was trying to make it seem that people who earn half the money are the people who earn $26,000 or more and pay 96.4% of the taxes.  Remember, the "top 50% of wage earners pay 96.4% of the taxes."  He, of course, used the bogus statistic that counts pieces of tax return paper but means nothing in terms of who earns what percentage of the wealth.

No, Rush, 50% of the money is not earned by people making $26,000 or more.  Even if you go by AGI, which already allows for people to make it seem like they earned less than they did, you have to get up to people who earn about... ready?... $90,000 to get to who earns half of the money each year.  That's right, it is not people earning over $26,000 who earn 50% of the money (and yet are unfairly hit with 96.4% of the taxes, as Rush cried.)  Nope, 50% of the money in the 2000 year Rush used was made by people who earned $90,000 or more.  I guess Rush didn't really mean "thousandaires" but "hundredthousandaires."

Just to keep you from getting confused, remember, Rush used a cumulative number and compared apples to oranges. 

He made sure to never mention actual numbers except the one he used to try and make it seem like he was talking for all of us, that $26,000 figure that was the mid-point for filers.  He chose that point because it was the most misleading, as most of the money earned, due to heavy top end skewing, lies above that point, and so the total for the top 50% of filers seems much bigger for those at the bottom of that half because the very top runs up the numbers so high.

Then, after unloading this meaningless, misleading $26,000 number, he immediately bounced back to using numberless percentages (i.e. 50% of people, 96.4% of taxes, top 25% earn 67%.)  He left out the actual figures of who the top 25% who earned 2/3 of the money last year are, etc.

His overall goal was to create the illusion that people who did only half the earning paid 96% of the taxes.  In reality, he simply showed - in a misleading way - that people who earned 95% of the taxable money paid 96% of the taxes.  Furthermore, he accidentally showed that 50% of the nation's tax filers make less than 5% of the nation's money. 

And now we have filled in the actual facts for you and taught you how to not be misled by IRS-speak about "top 10%" or "bottom 25%" anymore.  The reality is  that 33% of the money in 2000 was made by people who each took in - after adjustments which reduced their reportable income - over $200,000.  And people who made over $2,000,000 a piece accounted for 10% of the money.  50% of the money was made... by people who earned over $90,000 - not people who made over $26,000.

In fact, people who Rush tried to lump in - you know, the average folk that earned between $25,000 and $50,000 that year - only made 18% of the money - even though they were 25% of the people who filed taxes.  That doesn't sound horribly fair, does it?

So by Rush's numbers, this middle 18% of wage earners made only 16% of the money, while the lower fifty percent of "wage earners" (i.e. anyone who filed a tax return) took in only 5% of the nation's taxable income.  People making $50,000 or less - 68% of the nation - seem to be getting screwed, only making 21% of the money.  If you want to play games with numbers, that is.

Now, Rush, feel free to keep that story posted on your website "forever," as you said you would.  It will live as a testament to your permanent dishonesty, a state apparently even rehab couldn't fix.

And don't bother trying to run stories using those IRS statistics again to try and show how your "millionaires" made only 13% of the income but paid 19% of the taxes - we all know that the 13% you are talking about is "adjusted gross income" and doesn't measure actual intake of money.  The only number that is inescapably accurate is that 100% of The Moderate Independent readers know you are completely full of it.

REFERENCES:

IRS tax stats for the year 2000

Rush's idiotic article: here is a an added guide to the silly charts at the top of the site below, if you choose to go to it:

First, he has a circular graph that says, "top 5 percent" of wage earners pay 53.25% of the taxes.  Of course he is using the misleading "top 5 percent" and pretending it means people who earned 5% of the money are paying 53.25% of the taxes.  That we covered, but the funny part is to watch the income curve of the three graphs.  The first has the top 5% paying 53% of the taxes (because they earn about that percent of the money, which he leaves out.)  But notice that when he next goes onto the "top 10% of wage earners" and the total percent of tax paid barely changes, just to 64.89%, he is showing that it really is just a handful of millionaires at the top who make all the money - the first 5% had to pay 53% of the taxes because they made about that percent of the money, while the poor second 5% - the people who he adds to make his second chart - only change things by about 11%.  As you good students know, this is because they only make about 11% of the money.  Look how quickly income earned drops off:  first 5% make about 50% of money, next 5% make about 10%.  This he had to highlight right up top.  Brilliant!  (the article: "Only The Rich Pay Taxes" )

 

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Without That Tax Cut Money, They Couldn't Get Laid - The Differences Between Bushies And The Rest Of Us

Point: Is There Anything We Weren't Right About?

Feedback - Have Republicans found any fault with Bush's Iraq policy yet?

Did The President Lie About WMD's?

Letters

The Idea of a “Moderate Independent” News Source

Bush's Greatest Success To Date:  Not Getting UN Support for the Iraq War

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Media Watch

The California Recall Debate

Larry Elder Proves Again To Be The Biggest Pussy On AM Talk Radio

Latest Press Report Ignores Poll, Pretends Arnold Is Still Frontrunner

Rupert Mudoch On An Anti-American Rampage

Russian News Source 'Pravda' Sues Fox News For Stealing Its Format

CNBC'S Licklow And Kissass Invent 'Miscussion'

How To Still Sound Righteous When Caught Lying And Your Policies Are Found To Be Disastrous

Debunking The Media: ABC News' George Will Calls Vermont Communist

Debunking The Media: Man Kills 2 With Samurai Sword, Right Wing Rushes to Profit Off Of Corpses

Debunking The Media: The Confused, Psychotic Defining of "Conservative"

Debunking The Media: Texas Republicans Use Homeland Security Dept. To Try And Locate President Bush's Morals

Did Someone Actually Say "Liar"?

Right-Wing Commentators Distraught Murdoch Can't Buy Whole Internet

AM Radio Host Debate a Disaster

Australian-Owned Fox News, USA Today, NY Post Push "True American Agenda"

Axis of Murdoch Decides Who To Occupy Next

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Arts/Entertainment

Ben Affleck Overheard Begging Matt Damon To Pinch His Ass In Public

Kelly Clarkson Ordered To Undergo Mental Evaluation

American Artists Vow To Continue Expressing Nothing Through Their Work

Dixie Chicks Treated With Southern Courtesy and Respect

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Elections 2004

Reassessing The Candidates

Cal Recall Update:  9th Circuit Court Of Appeals Recalls The Recall

Who Won Sept. 5 Dem. Debate?

Democrats Debate:  In Their Own Words, The Sept. 5 Debate

Reassessing The Candidates

A Presidential Study In Ignorance And A Warning For Those Who Would Vote For Arnold

Dean Vs. Bush, According To The Corporate-Owned-And-Operated Media

Make No Mistake, For One Party The 2004 Presidential Election Has Already Begun

Dean In Charge

Rating The Dems On The Issues

The Moderate Independent Rates The Democratic Hopefuls Based On How Moderate And Independent They Are

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Historical

George Pissed About French Interference With War

The History Of The 1st Amendment

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World

Fashion Critics Doubt Lula's New Look For Real

Northrop, Occidental To Sponsor Shakira's Columbian Tour

Powerful French, German, Russian Alliance Shows Strength By Letting US Occupy Iraq, Take Its Oil

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Awards

Coming Out Of The Closet Award: Country Music's Integrity On Display

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Polls

See Who MI Readers Picked For First Choice For President in 2004

See what your fellow M/I readers had to say about their loyalty or lack of it to the current face of the Republican Party

Rating the War on Terror

Thoughts On Speaking Out During a War

Has President Bush Kept His Promise To Be A Uniter, Not A Divider

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