MAY 15 - 31, 2003

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ARTS/ENTERTAINMENT

AMERICAN ARTISTS VOW TO CONTINUE EXPRESSING NOTHING THROUGH THEIR WORK

Sarandon, Penn, Streisand Satisfied To Occasionally Comment, As Buffoon-Like Guests, On Larry King Live

by Samuel A. Steinen, Arts Correspondent


MAY 15, 2003 - Bull Durham.  Prince of Tides.  Fast Times at Ridgemont High.  A movie about a retarded guy.  A CD full of nothing but love songs.  A film about a repressed housewife who decides to party a lot.  Together, they make up quite an impressive catalog of politically daring art.

 

These are the collective works of politically interested and active artists Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, and Barbara Streisand.  Sarandon's brilliant political satire films, like, um... maybe... the Witches of Eastwick?  No, that's not satire.  Umm....  Or how about Streisand’s heartfelt and inspiring political songs, like.... well...

 

Ok, maybe we should examine the work of heavily involved political activist Rob Reiner.  With his movement creating films such as... Sleepless in Seattle?  No... that's not really a political movie - at all.  Well, maybe... uh, When Harry Met Sally?  Ah, no, wait, The American President.  Yes, Reiner's brilliant... love story... Darn.

 

This list could go on and on.  I mean, Janeane Garofalo was planning on doing a sit-com about... well, nothing really.  Just some wallet-filling sitcom type thing.

 

American film, TV, and musical artists who have so much to say politically have vowed, for yet another year, to keep making such deep and moving political expressions through their chosen crafts.

 

“Will you,” I asked Ms. Streisand, in a rare interview granted this past week, “be making a movie mocking Bush this year?”

 

“No, of course not,” she answered.  “Not even a song.  I’ll just save my heartfelt opinions for occasional blurt-outs at fund-raising events.”

 

Sarandon expressed a similar sentiment.  “Listen, in 2000 I campaigned for Nader, saying even Al Gore was too corporate for me – and then, I went immediately and did a mindless, corporate-sponsored episode of the show Friends.  If I was so hypocritical and clearly without regard for art - except as a means to a paycheck - just a few years ago, why would I suddenly start being a useful artist now?”

 

When we pressed Mr. Reiner about when he might make a, well, perhaps a bit more politically commentary film, or perhaps a satire, or anything that isn’t wide-selling fluff, he responded, “Do what?  Can you do that with films – have something strong to say and actually say it?”

 

“I think I speak for all of us,” Sarandon said, “when I tell you we promise, under no circumstances, will we express anything political – or anything bold at all - through our bodies of work, but will save all such commentaries for ham-handed, off-camera moments.”

 

“So tell me,” I asked Sean Penn, “what is, in your opinion, the real political or philosophical trend in American art this year?  What will you American artists express through your art?”

   

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“Dude,” he replied, “I don't care.  And you know why?  Because I get laid so much.  And, even better, its nobody’s business if I do; it’s totally legal, dude.  I mean, man, making movies got me Madonna – back when she was hot, you know?  I don't want to risk hurting my career by trying to say something or anything - at least not within a movie.”

 

Pressed if it wasn’t possible that he could still get laid “a lot” while making films that actually said something about something, Penn mused, “Do you realize in about five seconds I’ll punch you in the face? – I’m just like that.”

 

I immediately ended the interview and filed this report.

 

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