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March 26, 2006 – They're blaming the President, as if they
didn't support him all along. They're spinning. They're
lying. And yet still nothing is stopping the floodgates of
American realization from burying right-wing commentators into a
state of utter desperation.
On Thursday it all boiled over as MSNBC-TV host Tucker Carlson spent
an entire segment trying to assert that because a single whore likes
Republican Johns better, that makes up for bankrupting the nation,
lying us into war, ignoring Global Warming, etc.
You may recall that
last week a scientific study pointed out that 'confident,
resilient, self-reliant' children grow up to be Democrats or
Independents, while the 'whiny, insecure' children grow up to be
conservative. This commentary was born of 20 years of research
by a scientist.
As usual, the GOP tried to counter science, as they have with Global
Warming and other things, by toting out nonsense.
Now, we know the Bush/Limbaugh GOP has a thing for prostitutes, as
evidenced by the
male prostitute, Jeff Gannon, they planted in news conferences
to ask pre-planned softball questions. (see also
CBS article on Gannon - this is not a joke.)
But MSNBC's Tucker Carlson didn't just pull someone in to ask a
single question. No, he made the fact that one anonymous slut
told a magazine she likes banging Republicans better the entire
focus of a segment on his show. (See
transcript.)
Carlson was ecstatic that this nameless whore was impressed, as the
magazines editor related, that Republicans will, "just spend and
they won’t care about, you know, who pays the bill."
Not only didn't Carlson get that the whole thing was sort of tongue
in cheek, making fun of how Republicans have spent the nation into
unprecedented debt, but rather he got gaga happy that there was some
slut somewhere, so ashamed that she won't even give her name, who
likes a man who forks over the cash and doesn't come with love or
caring. Yes, aka a typical whore.
"I’m kind of aroused, honestly. I mean, she likes Republicans,
because they have no conscience," said the MSNBC Host.
Carlson then goes on to continue to miss the tongue in cheek
Republican-bashing in the article and gloats how this reinforces
that Republicans are cool and tough while Democrats are "wusses."
Carlson even digs himself deeper into humiliation. He states
that when he was growing up he thought that to get women you
"basically acted like Clinton used to in speeches."
Unfortunately, that advice is only for men who want to get women
free of charge. For ugly, obnoxious losers like Cheney,
Rumsfeld, and Carlson, there ain't no free women to be had.
So instead Carlson gloats about the only type of women the ugly,
hateful - but loaded with your money thanks to the tax cuts -
GOP'ers can get, an unnamed whore. In fact, he says, she has
revolutionized his view of the world, and he is so over run he
declared not just that he was "aroused," but that, "I love her."
He loves her because she digs people who spend money on her and who
have no conscience, who just slap down the cash and don't bother
with all that love stuff. Yes, a typical whore.
But most accurately, MSNBC-TV Host Tucker Carlson loves this
anonymous slut because she is the only person he can find who is
willing to help reinforce the absurd stereotypes that have gotten so
many American men to support giving their children asthma and
bankrupting their nation.
Toward the end of the segment, Carlson asks the magazine's editor,
"Republican women, are they more appealing in bed than Democratic
women?"
Mr. Carlson, haven't you been paying attention? It depends how
much you pay them.
Just to recap reality, who got more women: JFK or Nixon?
Clinton or Cheney? George Clooney or Donald Rumsfeld?
Warren Beatty or Tucker Carlson?
Now back to Carlson's desperate world, where, as usual, reality be
damned.
Why not write Tucker at
Tucker@msnbc.com and tell him who proud you are he found a
single anonymous whore who likes the way the GOP screws her without
conscience? But don't let him in
on the secret, that the article was likely written by not a woman at
all but a man named Osama, the only person on the planet who really,
really wants the Bush/Limbaugh/Carlson GOP to stay in power.
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