Sept. 10, 2008

VOL. 6 ISSUE SEPT

 

 

John S. Ashton Touches the Third Rail:

  God, These Republicans Have Become Whiny Little Bitches - and I Mean the Men

 

by

John S. Ashton

 

 

September 10, 2008  I know we should expect it by now, but come on.

 

I mean, way back in July 2003 M/I ran the article titled, "Republicans Begin to Cry Like Babies, Swear Like Bullies."  Caught about lying about Iraq, the Bush administration was, of course, attacking the media for being in an irresponsible "frenzy."  Yes, just like the McCain camp is now attacking the media for being in an unfair frenzy about Palin's inexperience and background.

 

You should take a second and read that article - it will give you some real perspective on the game they are playing now with Palin's introduction.

 

In fact, all the GOP'ers are playing this whiny little bitch game, obviously trying to assert the nonsensical idea that they can have a convention in which every speaker acts like an name-calling, truth-twisting asshole, but that Obama and his camp, if they respond, are out of line.  Yes, just like they did with critics of their Iraq fraud.

 

Leading the charge is whiny tattle-tale-in-chief Matt "I'm a pansy" Drudge.  For those of you not so familiar with this man, here's a little piece from M/I's February 2004 article Who Exactly Is Matt Drudge And What Is It He Does?:

“Drudge is not a reporter, a journalist or a newsgatherer. He is, as he himself admits, simply a purveyor of gossip. See Complaint, Exs. 6, 8. His argument that he should benefit from the "news gathering exception" to subsection (a)(4) of the long-arm statute merits no serious consideration.”

"This is not speculation or commentary from any political type.  This is the legal opinion of a judge who presided over a defamation suit in which Drudge was involved a few years ago.  (SIDNEY BLUMENTHAL and JACQUELINE JORDAN BLUMENTHAL, Plaintiffs, v. MATT DRUDGE and AMERICA ONLINE, INC., Defendants., Civil Action No. 97-1968 (PFL), UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, 992 F. Supp. 44; 1998 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 5606; 26 Media L. Rep. 1717; 12 Comm. Reg. (P & F) 367, April 22, 1998, Decided, April 22, 1998, Filed)..."

What Matt might not so readily admit about himself is that all day, every day he wines and cries to mommy like a pathetic little wuss.  I mean, his headline tonight was Obama's comment about the new post-Palin McCain message being "lipstick on a pig."

Aw, poor Matt Drudgey Drudge.  Did bad bad Obama call your pig the pig she... I mean he is?

A couple days ago Drudge was whining that Oprah won't have Palin on her show.  It's bias, his headline blared - of course in his usual passive-aggressive way of pretending he's not really saying the whiny bitch things he's clearly saying.  No, he's just coincidentally putting up headlines that clearly make a, "Look mommy, see how bad they're being," point without owning up to what he's doing.  That's worse than being a whiny bitch - that's being a whiny bitch who's too much of a whiny bitch to admit your whining and bitching.

But its not just Drudge.  The McCain camp, every time anyone says anything about Palin, they cry, "It's a new low," "It's unfair," "It's out of bounds."

see:  Biden's comments on special needs kids called 'new low'

or:      McCain camp angry over Obama's 'lipstick' comment

Excuse me but, boo hoo hoo.  Is this the same man who endured five years in a prison camp?  'Pig in lipstick' is now too much for you to take, John?

And wait a second, isn't this the same John McCain who just held a convention that took the high-road tone that Obama's convention had set and let speaker after speaker piss all over it with name calling, demeaning personal insults, and flat out lies?  Isn't this the John McCain who had a speech written for his neophyte VP-wannabe that turned her into a respectless, defiling "Pit Bull"?

I tell you, they seem more like a bunch of Chihuahuas than Pit Bulls.  Yap yap yap, and then the second someone responds by getting angry they go running off and crying and more yap yap yap.

If they wanted to play this whiny "we're the victims" game, they shouldn't have made Palin issue that "I'm a big-mouthed bitch" speech last week.  They could have had her show some basic realm of respect.  She could have presented herself as if dignified.  And the rest of the convention speakers didn't have to be boasting and snidely crowing like geezers jacked up on too much Viagra.

They are the scrawny little losers who shoot the spitball at you from behind and then go running to the teacher when you turn around to kick their ass.

'It's sexist to question her experience.'  WTF?  How many months of questioning Obama's?  9?  10?

'It's unfair to use "lipstick on a pig!"  Excuse me?  You, whiner McCain, used the exact phrase in an attack on Hillary Clinton.

"It's unfair that Oprah won't have her on the show."  Um, 1)  have you seen Oprah rush to have Biden on?  and 2)  Maybe your Chihuahua bitch should attempt even one real interview first before having the, "What do you make for breakfast," Oprah tea time.  What are you a sexist?  It's a show named for someone with tits so she owes it to Palin's tits to share tit time with her and her titty-having viewers?

Sheesh.  Stop whining already.  We know, John, you chose Sarah Palin so you could destroy the useful conversation we were having about policies.  We know you had already stooped to running ads using Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.  Now, you have another young hotty - young to your old self at least - to try and distract America so you can sneak into the White House despite the fact Americans don't like what you would do there.

Well, while you're whining, let's give you something to whine about:  your "hot" pit bull bitch not only is more of a Chihuahua than a Pitter, but she's actually not that hot.  Her weaselly little smile and those bugged out, "Hand me a snake and stand back while I speak tongues" eyes are more scary than attractive.  She's no Paris Hilton.  No, she's more like something from the movie "Carrie."

Ok, go ahead and whine about me being out of line.  But last time I checked, whining and bitching was never the best way to get people to want you to stay at their house for four years.

 

 
 

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